Memo to all students:

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work
and productivity from students, it will be our policy
to keep all students well taught through our
program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
(.S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T.
than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of
S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer.
You will be immediately placed at the top of the
S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you
get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be
placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL
EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.
S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T
seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL
ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).

Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated,
they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full
of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested
in a job teaching others. We can add your name to
our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST
(B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.) For students who are intending to pursue
a career in management and consulting, we will refer you
to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL
RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This
course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.

If you have further questions, please direct them
to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY
TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (B.I.G. S..H.I.T.)

PS. Now send this S.H.I.T. to 5 people who need
S.H.I.T. in their life, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T.,
they have already had their
fill of S.H.I.T.

Thank You for your time.

Sincerely,
The Director Under the Michigan Bureau of Super
High Intensity Teaching.
(The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.)